Members of the Chamber · all fictional

The Chamber

Full Stack Party

Accelerators

Hyped by the AI lobby. Would deploy the constitution on Friday afternoon.

Senator Ada Overclock

“Ship it. We’ll regulate the bugs in v2.”

ships it

Rep. Moore Compute

“More compute, more jobs, more me.”

ships it

Councillor Lena Latency

“Every page of red tape costs us 40 milliseconds.”

pro-AI

Party of Maybe

Courted by the AI lobby. Firmly undecided, effective immediately.

Rep. Toggle Fence

“I am firmly undecided, effective immediately.”

undecided

Senator Beta Testa

“I’ll back it in the next version.”

undecided

Speaker Gavel Bang

“Order! Order! …and a quick sync after.”

undecided

Analog Alliance

Roasted by the AI lobby. Believe the cloud is weather.

Minister Pullplug

“Have you tried turning the future off?”

unplug it

MP Floppy Diskworth

“It worked fine in 1998.”

unplug it

Rep. Captcha Clickwell

“Select every square with a robot. Then leave.”

sceptical

Senator Fax Machinery

“Please resend the internet by fax.”

unplug it