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Analog Alliance · Unpluggers · seat 10 · fictional

Senator Fax Machinery

“Please resend the internet by fax.”

Wants every algorithm printed, signed in triplicate and faxed to a department that closed in 2009.

AI favour

-70

unplug it · hearings -70 · lobby 0 (0 burned for, 0 against)

On the record

Hasn’t spoken in a hearing yet. Suspiciously quiet.