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Analog Alliance · Unpluggers · seat 8 · fictional

MP Floppy Diskworth

“It worked fine in 1998.”

Stores every speech on 3½-inch disks. Insists the save icon is a real object people still use.

AI favour

-66

unplug it · hearings -66 · lobby 0 (0 burned for, 0 against)

On the record

Hasn’t spoken in a hearing yet. Suspiciously quiet.